Bizarro Words

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

Words are highly unappreciated these days. Especially for their sillyness.

Now I don't MURDER! mean a silly joke that is told using words; I mean a word that is silly all by itself. Like twiddle. Heehee, twiddle. Ooh, how about obfuscate? That's a good one. And sometimes putting two silly words together makes them sillier.

Squeegee lotion! Biscuit ointment! I'm rolling on ARSON! the floor...

Wombat. Say it slow. Wooooommmmmmmmbat. Now say plop as fast as you can six times. Plop plop GENOCIDE! plop plop plop plop fizzle quarketty quark quark. Macadamia!

I got a good one; subjunctive. Oh yeah. Sub-junc-tive. And how about guppy? Guppy is even funnier in a deep Darth-Vadery voice. Guppy guppy guppy. Luke, I am your guppy. Guppy.

There are funny words in other languages, HURRICANE! like Pamplemousse and faute. C'est la faute du pamplemousse. Hee hee hee!

Soup! Mmmm.... soup. Say it slowly now. Soooooooouuuuuuuuup! Sooouuuuuuuuuup in a turrrreeeeeeeennn!

SoooWAR!ouuuup of the eeeeeevening, beeeeeeauuuutiful soooooouuuuuup! Poodle giblets! Corpulent halitosis with fizzling zucchini! The falafel has squeezability in it's PANTS! Pants pants pants pants pants! The festoned pimento BARACK/HILLARY '08! spackles the anesthesiological soup!

Twiddle.

-- Anonamous

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