*B^D

*B^D (Pronounced Beedee) is the Ultimate Emoticon, borne from David Bulmer, who is a Brit of the same order as Johnny Wallbank.

It has many variations.

*B^D (Beedee) -- The Standard Emoticon. Expresses a contentment with the universe nigh on nirvana.
*8^D (Eightdee) -- The same, but this time without the sunglasses.
*B^J (Beejay) -- The smirk of quiet superiority, of having the knowledge with the wisdom to use it and the sense of humor to use it well.
*X^D (Eksdee) -- The humor that warrants this expression is only of the choicest nature.
*B^O (Beeoh) -- The expression of shock and alarm, although greater shock is possible.
B8^O (Beeightoh!) -- The greatest shock and alarm, enough to knock your sunglasses up your head.
*B^V (Beevee) -- The emoticon equivalent of a thorough tongue-lashing.
*B^P (Beepee) -- Dispensing with the tongue-lashing and just going with the tongue.
*B^S (Beeess) -- When the gods need to display their disappointment in textual form, they look no further than this emoticon.
>B^D (Greater Than Beedee) -- Pure laughing evil.
>B^J (Greater Than Beejay) -- The emoticon for the hatching of an evil plot.
D^B* (Deebee) -- The most controversial of this class of emoticon, this inverse of Beedee implies a disconnect with all that is good and pure in the world and the terrible spiritual stress this can cause. Many people believe the invocation of this emoticon can lead to no good for anyone, that it does too well a job of painting the devil on the wall.